Essic

Nice, smart, cute and bootyful. Chef's kiss. People like this are kind but a bit dark. Probably a bit self conscious and sad.

Wow that girl is really Essic.

by PandaWolfDog August 28, 2020

essex

your all wankers, i live in essex yer, and i dont know one person called sharon or tracy. it aint just got chavs either, theres grungers n'all. theres chavs n retards anywhere you go. i love essex, i fink its cool

Essex is a pucker county in england

by luke1990 December 28, 2005

Essi

1) The most amazing Lesbian in the whole world.
2) A sexual beast who does nothing but attract other straight or bisexual woman who want to lay with her.
3) Portugese bombshell

1) Damn, that Essi is the most amazing lesbian in the world.
2) Wow, that girl pulled an Essi.
3) Girl: "You ain't nothin like that damn Essi"
Girl's Boyfriend: "Wut!?!?"

by Devin April 17, 2005

essied

when you fuck up your ciggarette.

oh no, my cig is all essied!

by lkjhgfds October 29, 2006

Essex

Home of the sluts, and chavs. Essex in the UK is totally populated by them, and you can't go to a club without the threat of being stabbed, or getting drunk and getting a girl pregnant.

Essex has its ups aswell. It does have some ok places.

But do not go to Essex for a holiday.

If you ever want to have kids then do a runner, come to Essex, you will achieve it in 1 night!

by Cloud November 22, 2004

Essigmann

A type of vinyl siding.

Wow Mary, your house is still looking great! How does it stay great through all the weathering?

Oh, it must be the Essigmann siding.

by wuergengel August 7, 2008

essex windscreen wiper

Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.

Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper

by EssexDave May 15, 2016