Edwin

Edwin is a amazing guy! He can sometimes hide in the shadows but he really is a good person. He has a creative mind and a good heart. His sense of humor is amazing and can make anyone laugh. He takes a while to warm up to new people but then he is the best friend you will ever have. He prioritizes the people he is closest to in life. He always will listen to what you have to say and be there for you. He is the type of person everyone needs in there life. He’s the best person you will ever meet. Never get rid of him.

Girl 1: Edwin is the kindest guy ever!!

Girl 2: I know right I think I like him!

by HeyBroz😛 November 24, 2020

GHETTO Engineer

Using urban ghetto techniques to solve a problem.

My main man Geoff fixed his sump bizump using a garden hose attached to the sump pump with a sock. This guy is a true graduate from the school of ghetto engineers.

by polarbigi March 6, 2007

Chemical Engineer

One who does for profit what a chemist does for fun. See also Prostitute.

What's the difference between a chemical engineer and a chemist?
about 20 grand.

by Aboganza January 20, 2004

engineering project

something that takes an unusually significant amount of time and/or effort to complete.

-commonly referring to a common household item that requires some sort of installation or assembly, but is unnecessarily complicated and/or contains instructions that are not easily understood by a person with average intelligence or insight.

"these windshield wipers are a pain in the ass to install! why do they make the things that should be the simplest of tasks a f@#$%ing engineering project??!?!"

what the hell ever happened to "insert tab A into slot B" ??

by polo December 10, 2005

Edline

The biggest enemy of most high school students. Basically it sends an email to your parents when it updates and allows them to see all of your grades.

Sorry dude i cant go paintballing my parents just got an edline report

by gregmax19 October 11, 2009

chemical engineer

A motherfucker who sold their soul to hours upon hours of endless studying and crying because they want to make bank starting out of college. Done so in only 4 to 5 years.

Little Billy decided to become a chemical engineer. He hasn't laughed or smiled in 8 years.

by whyGodwhyyyy February 13, 2012

redneck engineering

The use of unorthodox methods and tools to build, modify or repair machinery, vehicles, etc, usually with little regard to finesse or technique.

Common tools include: sledgehammers, cutting torches, arc welders, come-alongs, jacks, porta-power kits, large prybars, sawzalls, lengths of pipe and 2 X 4s

So named for the stereotypical redneck who fixes things through brute force and duct tape.

The popular TV shows Monster Garage and Junkyard Wars often feature great masterpieces of redneck engineering

by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006