Erectile Tongue Disorder

Erectile Tongue Disorder, also known as ETD, is a disorder of the tongue of certain individuals that spontaneously, and in some cases involuntarily, project out their tongue when their photo is about to be taken. You will see such individuals, in photo after photo, with their erectile tongue projecting either toward the camera or toward another individual. On occasion, some photos may be taken without the tongue projecting, but that is typically the exception, not the rule. Such individuals suffering from ETD also have a tendency, during an intimate moment, e.g.leading to a kiss, to instead lick the face of a romantic partner. In severe cases of ETD, sufferers may go on a licking spree, licking unwary individuals as a sign of affection, particularly when intoxicated. ETD can also be contagious to individuals that are in the same photo, who witness the erectile tongue and are compelled to follow suit.

Julie suffers from a bad case of Erectile Tongue Disorder, I hardly have any pictures of her where her tongue isn't sticking out.

Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!

by Jackson's Bush October 1, 2016

Erectional Energy

The energy released when your P blows inside a V. Not to be misunderstood as the flow of fluid from sack A to hole B, but a environmentally friendly source of free, safe energy located inside ones testes. Once harnessed the energy will be an alternative power source to fossil, coal, and nuclear energies, making them obsolete.

I was going to pleasure my woman with my daily supply of erectional energy, but instead I sold it and bought monkey.

by Curry_spice January 11, 2012

Screaming erections

A hard cock screaming for immediate use!

Ben Dover had one of his screaming erections when he kissed Susie!

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Electric Train

1) A toy or model train that is powered by electricity. The most common examples are Lionel type trains and the H.O. trains sold in hobby shops

2) Any real train that is powered by electricity. Power may come from overhead wires, known as a 'catenary system', or through a power "third rail" that runs alongside the regular tracks.

1) Joe went to the hobby shop and bought a set of electric train for the kids.

Lionel makes great electric trains.

2) Electric trains run on the Montclair Line on New Jersey Transit.

The GG1 Locomotive is an example of a powerful electric train

by Tom from the Shore December 12, 2007

status erecticus

Term used to describe a prolonged erection with, seemingly, no end in sight.

Matt R. complained of status erecticus whenever he worked with Waseem.

by Kennedy Harper July 8, 2011

erectizon

when you wake up in the morning and can't see beyond your blanket due to morning stiffness

Julia: "Good morning, sweety! You see that lovely sunrise?"

Sam: "Babe, all I see is the erectizon!" ...

by ricci-s February 23, 2009

bonus erectus

Latin for a hard-on; boner; woody

Original form: Man, looking at that hot blonde sophomore gives me a woody.

Latin form: Man, looking at that hot blonde Cleopatra gives me a bonus erectus.

by DinoDave September 22, 2011