eargasm

Something which Dr. Dre allegedly distributes with his "mellow accent".

After hours of listening to "The Chronic" I concluded that eargasms do not exist and that Dr Dre is a beat-jacking spunk monkey.

by moolz January 19, 2005

eargasm

The ejaculation of spunk into the ear of either oneself or ones partner(s).

1)She couldn't hear for weeks after I gave her that last eargasm.

2)Her fear of facial cum reception caused her to turn her head, resulting in an eargasm.

by Tim February 27, 2005

eargasm

A purging of tension in the middle ear canal that feels extraordinarily acute, a bit itchy and orgasmically pleasurable.

Putting on my headphones, my middle ear canals ajusted pressure to receive the sounds, giving me an eargasmic sensation as the canals fluttered with sharp pleasure.

by Russell Hurst August 06, 2006

Eargasm

1. A joke or song that sounds so great it feels like there is an orgasm taking place in your ear.

2. A dick in your ear.

1. "Thats what she said."
"HAHAHA! Thats eargasmic!!!"

2. "What? I can't hear you! There's a dick in my ear!"

by Redhawk17 February 24, 2009

eargasm

Originally used to describe the intense sensory rush achieved by wearing earplugs up to a week before a concert, then removing them just prior to The Band (who cares about openers anyway?)

It's been rough at work trying to hear with these earplugs, but the bass kick will give me one helluva eargasm.

by JayDub May 05, 2004

Eargasm

That near-sexual pleasure you feel when cleaning your ears with Q-tips.

Dude, your ears were clean minutes ago, now you're just going for the eargasm.

by ChaosFreak November 04, 2011

Eargasm

1.An orgasm of the ear to anything sounding really good
2.Song you are currently listening to, instead of saying Currently Playing.
3.Often used on Myspace.com,or Xanga or any type of online journal
4.Music in General

She whispered in my ear and i had an eargasm just then.
Eargasm: Benni Benassi - "Satisfaction"

by EnJ May 22, 2005