The Alpha Idiot personified. A materialistic, simple-minded buffoon who assumes the world bends to his/ her very presence, especially when tailgating on high speed motorways, crossing red lights too late, never letting people cross at pelican crossings, assuming the speed limits is always at least 20% more when he/she assumes the driver's position in their car.
Confident in the knowledge that their Seat/ Skoda/ VW- alike car is the bee's knees, even though they paid up to 40% more for the pleasure of being seen in a different frock.
If it isn't already, then they would like their surname to be Jones. Ahhh..the generalisation of it all.
Confident in the knowledge that their Seat/ Skoda/ VW- alike car is the bee's knees, even though they paid up to 40% more for the pleasure of being seen in a different frock.
If it isn't already, then they would like their surname to be Jones. Ahhh..the generalisation of it all.
by Audi the driver March 27, 2014
One who alternates driving 20km/h over and 20km/h under the speed limit, prior to making a U-turn from the right lane, usually because they forgot which side of the road Wal-Mart is on.
by soopa-doopa September 17, 2009
Little Jimmy: "Ouch! Daddy, what are you doing to me?"
Daddy: "What? You told me that wou wanted to learn how to drive?
Little Jimmy is a junior driver.
Daddy: "What? You told me that wou wanted to learn how to drive?
Little Jimmy is a junior driver.
by Angry Rhino November 18, 2009
We were desperate as counselors at a summer camp; so we mixed vodka, prune juice, and orange juice to male pile drivers.
by Cranberry Bob February 08, 2020
Taxi Driver is an all time classic film from the 1970s, starring Robert De Niro and a whole rememberable line up.
De niro portrays one Travis Bickle - a pyschotic, porn obsessed insomniac who is a recently discharged marine veteran from vietnam.
The story follows travis as he meets a beautiful young women named Betsy, and then becoming obsessed in saving a young 12 year old prostitute (Foster) from her pimp, and escaping her life of drugs, gangsters and murderers. This is essentially Travis' way of cleaning up the mean streets of New York City - and oh my does he do it in style. This must be watched if your over 18!
De niro portrays one Travis Bickle - a pyschotic, porn obsessed insomniac who is a recently discharged marine veteran from vietnam.
The story follows travis as he meets a beautiful young women named Betsy, and then becoming obsessed in saving a young 12 year old prostitute (Foster) from her pimp, and escaping her life of drugs, gangsters and murderers. This is essentially Travis' way of cleaning up the mean streets of New York City - and oh my does he do it in style. This must be watched if your over 18!
Person #1 'Hey, ive just seen Taxi Driver 33 years late'
Person #2 'Cool, what did the kids think of it?'
Person #1 'The kids, you must be joking!'
Person #2 'Cool, what did the kids think of it?'
Person #1 'The kids, you must be joking!'
by bickle1990 June 12, 2009
What the ignorant world call the people who train there asses off to help injured people. We Are EMT's and PARAMEDICS. Yes we do drive an ambulance, but are way more intelligent than people give credit. WE get abused, mistreated, spit on, cussed at, belittled on a daily basis, miss numerous hours of sleep and miss meals all so we can take you to the hospital, even if it is not truly an emergency and you just want a ride because you believe you will get seen faster. POLICE ARE THE FINEST, FIREFIGHTERS ARE THE BRAVEST AND EMS ARE THE FORGOTTEN.
by paragod October 05, 2007
Adam Driver: the body of a God. Adam Driver is the most beautiful creature to walk this Earth. He may have a large nose and big ears, but who can deny his raw, untamed beauty. He will always hold a special place in my heart. Too bad he's 36 and is married.
by Anti-social-butterfly September 18, 2020