Blank Word Documenting

When one tries to mask porn viewing by opening a blank Microsoft word document.

I totally caught Kelby blank word documenting.

by M.T.L. April 21, 2009

The Shredded Document

When one puts flyscreen over their butt-hole, they then shit onto their partners face, creating long strands of faeces to spill down their front.

Liam Mac: "hey hone, good you please go down to the hardware store and fetch me some fly-screen... by the way, you herd of a The Shredded Document?

by JJ McDizzle May 29, 2010

documentating

Word used by telephone operator when trying to sound smart... when in actuality, they are an idiot... THATS NOT A REAL WORD DUMBASS!!

-Person on phone: "There is a false withdrawel on my bank statement that needs to be fixed"
-Operator: "Ok ma'am, i am documentating your information right now"
-Person on phone: "Documentating? You're an idiot!"

by Levi Morgan February 18, 2009

dousch bag

a bag for vaginal discharge after a heavy night

hey cindy can u pass my dousch bag hunny

by fozzy wozzy October 6, 2006

douschebag

Used in many ways to describe an utter shit stain on society.

Can also be used to joke with a friend, or haze an enemy.

I can't believe you pulled the philly fakeout on laura last night, Bob. What a douschebag!

or

Jim actually ditched us for a fat chick last night. I wanna beat that douschebag's ass.

by Steven Hooker January 14, 2008

wildlife documentaries

Television shows that very few normal people watch. It must be said, however, that wildlife documentaries are excellently produced and carefully wrought.

David Attenborough. Does he do anything else?

by Comrade Dmitri February 25, 2004

dousche monkey

When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.

At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!

by crzyqbanmark January 6, 2008