dickression

you need dick in your life

Cardi b dickression

by DORER December 15, 2020

dicklesaur

A dipshit boyfriend.

Amy finally got rid of her dicklesaur.

by Cherrypi007 April 20, 2021

deckless

when a person is without a deck

Ondrejko had to send his new deck to Valve because one of the touchpads broke down. Now he's deckless until they send him a new one.

by PetrikMan October 20, 2022

Dickles

(Pronounced like "pickles") A human biological mutation that causes dicks to grow in place of nipples on the chest.

"You can see that guy's dickles through his tight shirt."

"...then she took off her shirt. I was expecting to see a couple of things erect, but I was surprised to see dickles!"

"Are those pens in your shirt pockets, or are you happy to see me?"

by ChimpCadet January 18, 2008

dicklessdickhead

A person previously thought of as a dickhead with the added feature of having no dick or penis literally or figuratively.

That dicklessdickhead Kelly has smoked up all the crystal meth.

by creper December 4, 2010

Dickness

Term to describe teenage boy's obession with their penis.

It's too big for my hand!
It's longer than my foot!
It's so big you need two hands to put around it!
Mines bigger than yours!
Mines so big it won't fit into a girl!
It's so chunky you could carve it!
HAHA look at the dick on the page, such dickness!

My drawing of my dicks better than yours!

by falic cymble April 23, 2010

dickness

1. The state or quality of being a dick.
2. The property of being without heart, devoid of passion or feeling.
3. The quality of being difficult to get along with.
4. excessive sterness, harshness or severity of character.

He really liked her and she screwed up.

I heard that he was a dick to her.

Yeah, becasue of his dickness he missed out on a good thing.

by nick April 7, 2005