Derpies

When your crabs have herpes.

Oh man that dude has a horrid case of derpies.

by LIONwho April 14, 2011

Herpa-Derpies

A serious case of STS: Sexually Transmitted Stupid.

I heard Mary got drunk and had sex with her ex-boyfriend last night!" "Yeah, she has a bad case of herpa-derpies.

by funthatburns March 2, 2011

derpsex

Having sex with someone who is uncomfortable, awkward, shy, nervous, or unenthusiastic.

Jenny: Yeah, I totally had derpsex with Jim the other night. It was so awkward.
Steph: Oh, I hate that! Why can't guys just have some confidence?

by DerpKing September 24, 2011

derpes

symptoms: retarded twisted facial expressions and outrageous nonsense coming out of you like word vomit

everyone on atp has derpes

by hollmonster March 5, 2011

Herp Derpes

An acquired disease of herpes when the recipient got it from someone who has blatantly obvious herpes,;you would have to be blind to miss it. Indicating the "herp derp" part of the word.

Mike: Dude, I just did it with the new chick.
John: Why? She has herpes, are you stupid?
Mike: Fuck me man, now I got herp derpes.

by Frostblade468 June 19, 2011

Derpled

The Best AE man alive (aka DERPBOY8-)

Derpleds lastest vid was pogchamp manhes so cool XD XDXD your so cool want to be you cooler then turtle omg omg omg killed XDXDDXDXDD

by Derpled December 7, 2020

derpes

a disease you get from derping too much. very hard to get rid of, in some serious cases it's permanent. *cough* Michael! *cough*

Guy 1: "Maynee, I just came back from the doctor and I tested positive for derpes." Guy 2: "That's derpin' derped up."

by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 13, 2010