deflect

someone shoots cum so u use your penis to send the cum back to its original owner

wow you deflected that pussy cum so beutiful bro can i suck your cock

by n0b!tchesf0rl!ife September 26, 2022

Delexia

The process of correcting a dyslexic persons work of spelling, pronunciation and grammar.

“You could correct my work i got zero spag marks”
“Sure, let me just delexia it”

by Garry glitter 2.0 December 14, 2022

Deflection

When a MAGAt Republican has no evidence to back up their claim, so they resort to “Hunter Biden’s laptop” or “Hillary’s emails” or anything to tap dance around the question.

Republictard: “Democrats stoled the election”.

Democrats: “Do you have any evidence of the election being stolen?”

Republicans: “UH…. UH…..HUNTER BIDEN’s LAPTOP”

Democrats: “Ah yes. The old deflection tactic”.

by Deflection June 10, 2023

DEFLECT TO KIDS

Noooo! I forgot that part! In the Single men crisis one!? Yes!

Hym "Step 4: DEFLECT TO KIDS. This single men crisis can only be solved by ignoring the single men crisis entirely and breeding new boys who will hypothetically be both not single and not in crisis! Shit! I had that one ready in the abstract but then I forgot. It was supposed to be #3 but then I forgot and then I replaced it with the new step 3 and THIS ONE was integral. God damnit! I hate having to retcon things back in like this. Deflect to kids. We need to breed more fat-cocks. That's the solution."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

defleted

Toby Aromolaran - “deflated and depleted put together: defleted”

i feel so defleted. - Toby

i’m defleted. i’m so defleted. - Liberty

by thisismypseudonym6 February 9, 2024

Deflecting to peripheral elements

It doesn't fucking matter if other people have or have had a worse life you fucking retard. That doesn't mean anything. That isn't an actual argument. Other people's lives being shit does not meant that I have to accept a mundane or sub par existence. I certainly don't have to accept a better life being stolen away from me by greedy inferior trash like you.

Hym "There goes the deflecting to peripheral elements! You see it? He also hit us with the 'unless you have kids' your life isn't more important than mine. Kill yourself. I hope your son gets fucked and hanged you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2024

Deflector

An amazing game developed by Arrowfist Games that is extremely hard. Has one of the absolute best fucking soundtracks I've ever heard from a game. It's mostly metal and breakcore but its still fucking fire.

Me: "Yo have you heard of Deflector?"

Someone: "No, what is it?"

Me: *Shoves gameplay and OST* "LOOK."

by LUM1N0S1TY March 26, 2024