Defie

Disappointing selfie. A picture that was taken during a night out where you looked stunning however in the morning it turned out to be a a disaster.

- Julia, we took so many nice pictures yesterday night, remember? Can you send them to me?
- Let me see. Omg...Gabriela, we look terrifying

- Defie, again!?? Another night full of defies....

by gilil June 15, 2020

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by Sebby294 June 9, 2021

Deficulate

When an individual deficates and ejaculates simultaneously.

Man, between the taco bell and Melissa's blowjob I couldn't help but deficulate.

by Belgy March 28, 2023

drunk-debit

Using a credit or debit card while intoxicated. Often happens when you're so drunk you don't remember how much you spent.

I'm never drinking that much again; I had way too many drunk-debits last night.

I gotta go to the bank to make a deposit to cover all my drunk-debits from last night.

by PlainJane08 June 23, 2009

Clunge deficiency

clunge deficiency

not enough girls at a party or gathering

boy 1:(walks into a party) theres is a major clunge deficiency.
boy 2:i no i can feel the gay!

by clungeman December 19, 2009

Iron Deficient A-Hole

Despite having a pleasant lifestyle compared to most (two iPhones, their own car, an education, food on the table, etc), IDA-Hs always finds something to complain about. Whether it be how they haven't eaten all day despite attending three different restaurants or how their friends are horrible people when they are only trying to help them, there is always something to be upset over.

They are also never accountable for anything. The reason they broke up with an abusive fling? It's their mother and best friend's fault, not theirs. Depression? An iron deficiency. A friend's bout of domestic abuse after a series of mutual nasty texts? It was one-sided, and the friend is the only one responsible for the heinous words.

These creatures also desire as much attention as possible. Known for being more attractive than most beings, they constantly deny their beauty around others, desiring to attract attention from the present company. They also love playing with their best friend's emotions, and they believe ignoring their friends' pleas for them to get therapy will win over their love.

Never drink with IDA-Hs, either, as they will only take two shots, shout about how "drunk" they are, vomit all over the bathroom at five in the morning, expecting everyone else to clean it up, then pretend to be incredibly hungover the next day, hoping others will take care of them.

These people must be avoided at all costs. Even conversing with them is playing with fire.

Friend1: Hey! Party tonight at Maggie's! A lot of booze will be there! Want to come?
Friend2: Will Iron Deficient A-Hole be there? If so, I'm not cleaning the bathroom like last time.
Friend1: Of course not!
Friend2: Awwwwwwwwww yeahhhhh. See you later tonight, bro! Wu-Tang4eva!

by WuTang4evabroseph July 7, 2011

laundry deficit

Wearing mis-matched, ugly, out of fashion, sometimes ill-fitting clothing that is only worn because you have nothing else clean.

"Wow, what's with the pink pants?"

"Laundry deficit!"

"Oh, yeah."

by PurpleAnkh November 2, 2011