math debate

A stupid little phrase that most immature people try to get you to say 5 (or any number really) times fast. At the end it is masterbate, the person who made you say it giggles like an idiot thinking they're witty. It's the perfect excuse to slap that person.

Person 1- Say math debate 5 times fast!
Person 2- Ha ha ha ha ha no...

by sickk! May 17, 2006

I won this debate

An inside joke, starting on the JREF forums (www.randi.org/vbulletin). Started when a troll declared himself the winner in a thread when his reply wasn't answered by the end of the day.

I won this debate! Argument by assertion!

by NikeYoung October 22, 2004

presidential debate

When two people who are essentially the same talk out of their asses for a few hours, in order to create the illusion of democracy. Always the two people the media want you to vote for, not neccesarily the best candidates. All third-party candidates are physically locked out of the debates. Because of this, American politics has degenerated into a puppet show.

There's one guy holding up both puppets. ;)

by matt November 20, 2004

Mass Debate

To have a large argument with many people.

(a) Oh man, I was Mass Debating with my girlfriend and her friends. Boy, am I tired.
(b) I love having a Mass Debate.

by TalkingToYourKiller August 5, 2008

Scanlon Debate

The seemingly unanswerable question, "Is it OK to have sex with a dead body," or any argument on the subject.

"While arguing the Scanlon Debate, that guy said he would prostitute his mom's dead body."

by Mister Four January 10, 2010

Policy Debate

The most legit thing in the world. A debate round consists of eight speeches, four by both team, that are split up into two kinds: constructive and rebuttal, with 3-minute cross examinations after all of the constructives. Looks really good for college applications.

The average debater is a beast, and can read and think at almost inhuman speeds. Most have ridiculous egos, and for good reason; it's hard to be humble when you are the best kind of nerd on the planet. Capable of typing extremely fast and crazy buff from carrying tubs of evidence everywhere. Favorite words: legit, sketchy, spread, sexy

It is a well-known fact that policy debate trumps LD debate in every way.

First guy: Dude! Did you watch that policy debate!? That kid was sooo legit!
Second guy: I know! That framework was the work of angels!

by TheAwesomazingness February 1, 2010

Presidential debate

A day were everyone lost at least 500 brain cells watching. It's worse than a Fortnite parody- and that's saying something. It is also worse than back when I was in Vietnam war, standing in the front lines. There a 99.9 percent chance you get covid when watching it.

"You watched the Presidential debate last night?"
"Yeah, and I got covid because of it."

by TheBombHacker October 13, 2020