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Domestic deafness

A condition similar to that of domestic blindness, again usually affecting the males of the household. Largely effects teenagers also. It is when someone repeats themself over and over and the other party does not respond. It's like talking to a brick wall!
Domestic deafness is when a wife gently asks her husband: "Darling, can you please put on some washing?

Male: No response, (most likely staring at the football game).
"... darling?"
"...darling?"
"OI YOU!"

Finally a response: "Oh! Sorry. What?"

Related terms are talking to a brick wall, speaking into thin air, i've been a-knocking but no-one's home, or the lights are on but no-one's home
by Shellruby December 29, 2008
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Domestic Terrorism

When a friend stays with your family or hangs out with them while you are not there.
Lauren: Hey, where's Livvy this weekend?

Josie: Hanging out with my parents.

Lauren: Total Domestic Terrorism.
by Oedama August 29, 2009
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Domestic Terrorist

Anyone you're living with who won't let you sleep, give you privacy, makes too much noise, tries to throw cock blocks when you have someone you're interested in over, borrows your clothes without asking, takes up too much time in the bathroom, has their obnoxious friends over too much and is basically a pain in the ass to live with. These people are usually not right in the head or have a substance abuse issue or is just plain old inconsiderate. Any intolerable child.
My roomate makes too much noise when I'm trying to sleep. She's a domestic terrorist.
Dennise is a domestic terrorist. She tries to wear my sexy underwear and tries to steal my boyfriends.
I won't babysit that loud-ass kid. He's a domestic terrorist.
My husband always has the TV up too loud. He's a domestic terrorist.
I had to break up with Danny because he'd get drunk at night and do a bunch of noisy and obnoxious shit so I couldn't sleep. He is a domestic terrorist.
by MadamexXx February 9, 2009
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doneski

Main Entry: ness
Pronunciation: duh'nes'skE
Function: noun, verb, adjective
Etymology: Southern Dialect, from the addition of the suffix -ski to the word "done."

1. to be brought to a finish or end, usually in rapid secession.
2. the state or aura of being done.
1. Not even 9 minutes had passed with her, and Will was totally doneski.

2. After drinking a case of beer, Colin was doneski for the night.
by Trevor Dub December 28, 2008
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Domesticatable

Able to be or susceptible to domestication; predomesticity
Is that north african llama domesticatable?
by Mr. Jerry R. Peoples March 22, 2003
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domestick

...a wiener...best used in sentences where it is being used as a weapon
"Goddamnit Pedro! You and your stupid mustache better shut the fuck up before I give you a piece of the DOMESTICK!!"
by )( Hurley )( April 29, 2007
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Domestic Engineer

An individual who encompasses all of the titles and fulfills all of the duties of the home. I.e. child rearing, house cleaning, chef/culinary, finances/bills, etc.
Domestic engineers of the 21st century are becoming more recognized for their abilities.
by DNA25 September 26, 2018
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