Crypto Pedo

Crypto enthusiasts who prey on people who are young in the crypto scene, taking advantage of them because they don't know any better

Swyftx are crypto pedos

by kighafreewren January 15, 2021

Cryptobating

When the meme lords demand that you stare at your laptop to watch your investment in various crypto currencies go up and down, as one is lulled to believe they are a savvy day trader and will one day make millions off speculative trading 10 years too late.

"Man, I was up all night cryptobating to Dogecoin after Elon mentioned it in a tweet!" - Jason, your neighbor who also owns 0.00001 bitcoin

by Bredbored February 15, 2021

Cryptocel

An incel who stays home all day and trades cryptocurrency, most likely they pay their rent or mortgage using profits from cryptocurrency.

"My new roommate is a cryptocel, he just stays in his room all day and trades cryptocurrency."

by Onehappytoker May 7, 2021

Crypto-Cuck

Someone who invests large sums of money into crypto-currencies, such as bitcoin, right before their values plummet.

Carl invested 5000$ into bitcoin the day before their stocks crashed, Carl is such a crypto-cuck.

by Gromitzy January 20, 2018

cryptocuck

Anyone that uses or endorses cryptocurrency unironically as a good long-term investment.

Andy invested in TRON coins, thinking it was a wise investment. Andy is a cryptocuck.

by graciasdaren May 31, 2018

cryptoflirt

A person who sends out vague flirtations. You never know if they are flirting for real, or not. It applies mostly to new people you've met, or to strangers who give you odd looks.

That girl who works at the circulation desk is such a cryptoflirt. Do you think she likes me, or just has chronic gas?

by allen anderson May 28, 2006

Crypto-fat

Someone who either:
1. Is overweight, has a thin/ attractive face, but does a good job at hiding the fact that they are overweight (dark clothes, stripes, dresses).
2. Is of a relatively normal weight but is in the process of gaining weight.
3. Is of a relatively normal weight but has the genetic potential to gain weight (mother or father is overweight/obese).

Don't hook up with her, she's totally a Crypto-fat. She looks great in the dark but she hides her wide load well.

by Art Heej February 19, 2011