cryptocuck

Anyone that uses or endorses cryptocurrency unironically as a good long-term investment.

Andy invested in TRON coins, thinking it was a wise investment. Andy is a cryptocuck.

by graciasdaren May 31, 2018

cryptoflirt

A person who sends out vague flirtations. You never know if they are flirting for real, or not. It applies mostly to new people you've met, or to strangers who give you odd looks.

That girl who works at the circulation desk is such a cryptoflirt. Do you think she likes me, or just has chronic gas?

by allen anderson May 28, 2006

Crypto-fat

Someone who either:
1. Is overweight, has a thin/ attractive face, but does a good job at hiding the fact that they are overweight (dark clothes, stripes, dresses).
2. Is of a relatively normal weight but is in the process of gaining weight.
3. Is of a relatively normal weight but has the genetic potential to gain weight (mother or father is overweight/obese).

Don't hook up with her, she's totally a Crypto-fat. She looks great in the dark but she hides her wide load well.

by Art Heej February 19, 2011

The Best Cryptocurrency

The Best Cryptocurrency is an award given to the best preforming cryptocurrency coin. The award is given every year at the start of the year.

Currently The Best Cryptocurrency is Elrond eGLD a highly scalable, fast and secure blockchain platform

Elrond is the best cryptocurrency in the world

by Sffr February 8, 2021

cryptopsy

A brutal death metal band from Canada.

"Next on the Headbanger's Ball is a video from Cryptopsy."

by Bob October 22, 2003

cryptorchid

A developmental defect marked by the failure of the testes to descend into the scrotum.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

crypto-geek

One who hides "nerdy" interests while maintaing an outwardly "normal" appearance, esp. someone who one would not expect to pursue such interests, such as a jock. A crypto-geek would usually be embarassed if these interests were revealed to his or her main circle of associates.

I didn't realize John was a crypto-geek; who would have thought the captain of the football team plays Dungeons and Dragons?

by Matthew Lind July 23, 2005