crappergeist

The person who stunk up the bathroom before you entered but is nowhere to be found.

In most cases you will be blamed as the source of the ungodly stench by others who later enter the bathroom and see you.

"I swear it wasn't me! It was a Crappergeist and by the smell of it he was at Taco Bell yesterday."

by Fleawest September 15, 2014

Crapperjacked

When a person is about to go to the bathroom and someone else sits down first.

I walked into the bathroom to take a dump, but before I could get my pants down I was crapperjacked by my toddler.

by HappyPoopersAreHappyPeople May 27, 2016

CrapperFace

Somebody who really sucks

Dude that guy is a Crapperface

by TubbyCat November 10, 2020

jacket crapper

A sex move where you take a shit in someone's jacket and having them where the now shit jacket while fucking

He darn near gave her a jacket crapper!

by Jackett April 17, 2014

fucking dick crapper

The definition is that a person who is bad or someone who is horrible and is a dick and likes to poop on your shoe

a fucking dick crapper defininetly doesn't know how to drive.

by psun3 June 4, 2018

gotta hit the crapper

Another way of saying gotta use the restroom

Person 1: hey you wanna go to the store
Person 2: Sry gotta hit the crapper first

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

picked me out of the crapper

to be cheered up.
when you are IN the crapper, you are feeling down or depressed or something.
To be "thrown in the crapper" is wen something puts you down or upsets/depresses you.
Therefore, if something "picks you out of the crapper" it makes you happier (:

Amy: so anyway, guess what (:

mell: whyaat?

Amy: me n sam made up... (:
   
mell: oh wow ! :D

Amy: Yea, really picked me out of the crapper tbh :D

by tombliboo October 5, 2009