Intellectual Pornography

A piece of writing that is so partisan, so indifferent to ordinary standards of truth, that it isn't even propaganda. It's not attempting to convince other people, or even to strengthen and bolster the faithful. It only exists to excite the believer, in the crudest possible way; it plays to arguments so shallow they can only occur in the privacy of one's own head without mortifying embarrassment. In other words, the intellectual version of pornography.

The article on Benghazi is so full of intellectual pornography that everyone at Fox News is going to braingasm when they read it.

by Bluebird_89 February 21, 2018

pornography

porn

I will now go and look at/watch/view pornography.

by Noodles February 19, 2003

pornography

To draw penises on an object or person, or add to a drawing to make it appear as a penis.

"Dude, you just pornographied my binder! Stop trying to pornography everyone's stuff."

Cock Rocket

by JLDC May 27, 2010

Second-Hand Pornography

The noise and/or images experienced by unwilling persons while another person is watching or listening to pornographic material. This refers to only audio/video recordings and/or pictures, not the sights/sounds experienced from actual live sex acts.

Dude, you've got to get a girlfriend, all the second-hand porn is making me sick!

by Superstud July 20, 2005

hornography

hunters whom choose to partake in high fence hunting for the sole purpose of killing big bucks with big antlers despite the fairness of the pen.

Joe shot a nice buck, but I heard he was into hornography and suspect it was a canned hunt.

by HighFenceHater December 9, 2008

Bornography

Photos of hot pregnant women giving birth

"Hey wanna go watch some football?"
"Sorry watching some bornography right now. This hot chick's pushin' em out hard!"
"Oh my God, that's not a birth! That's a live training video on how to abort a fetus!"

by EatMyAssFaggot March 19, 2022

Bornography

When people have sex to generate a baby.

Richard: Baby, don't you think that we should have a kid?
Rachel: I couldn't agree more!
Richard: C'mon. baby! It's time for some bornography!

by InternetHuman April 13, 2015