zach coleridge

a short but sexy young man who loves a good laugh with his mates

OMG its zach coleridge, he is such a short but sexy young man

by curved5858 December 29, 2022

Blowing the cartridge

Another way of saying you got a blowjob. This phrase is in reference to how when a cartridge based videogame wasn't working, you blew on the inside of it to remove dust.

Adam had a rough day at work. So his girlfriend started blowing the cartridge for him.

by The Nicholas and the Cage December 29, 2016

Taking the chickens to Cambridge

Euphemism for a middle aged man persuading numerous 'hens' into his car to show them a good time away from his wife.

We're going on holiday with the family but first I'm taking the chickens to Cambridge

by JeffyWys February 13, 2019

Cambridge

1. One of the best universities in the world, home to one of the best libraries in the world
2. Home to the ugliest and fattest female students in the world and the lamest male students this side of Oxford
3. Shit fashion central
4. Strangley overrun with Christians and Campus Crusaders
5. Reviled by the provincial townies

Cambridge is full of fugly birds.

by Ralph Fitz April 7, 2004

Cambridge

Cambridge is a place in Massachusetts, and a home to probably the largest concentration of biology-related laboratories in any one place...

biology nerd: I'm going to visit Cambridge tomorrow.

normal person: But you will get lost in the maze of laboratories!

biology nerd: Exactly.

normal person: ...

by QPNC-PAGE July 17, 2011

Cambridge

If you go to Oxford university then Cambridge is considered to be 'the other place'.

If you have Anal sex with someone then they have been to 'the other place' aka Cambridge.

"Yeah, that guy totally went to Cambridge with me without asking"
"Maybe he slipped?"
"No, you don't slip that many times..."
"Does Cambridge hurt?"

by lethalandyoung May 16, 2009

Cambridge

A lovely market town with an outstanding university for the training of individuals who are destined to work for the graduates of a far better institution.

Students suffer from a terrible inferiority complex, which manifests itself in the form of a penchant for working so hard that they become obsessive and rather ill-tempered.

Oxford Student 1: "I'm off to Cambridge for the day, anybody wish to join me?"

Oxford Student 2: "Sure, I'm up for a bit of slumming!"

by DreamingSpires August 23, 2004