ass hole contest

where two or more people are having an argument or fight and whoever wins is the bigest ass hole.

I saw my boss having an ass hole contest with his boss.

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

Hot Dog Eating Contest

The act of trying to fit as many dicks in your mouth as possible

Two girls had a hot dog eating contest with the entire football team!

by H-farkswag March 21, 2015

contestipaction

The infinite moment ,when you call into a radio station - "9TH caller wins" - WAITING for busy signal or ringing.

Everytime I hit redial I get contestipation.

by Jonathon S. Leguadis March 7, 2005

nontheist

One who has no religion, but refuses to be called an atheist.

christian: God bless you!
nontheist: Thanks, I guess. You too.

christian: God bless you!
atheist: Ha, you still believe in your bullshit cult?

by Dodmod April 15, 2021

Cotherstone Cheese

A particularly crusty wedge of smegma, popular amongst Teesdale farmers for its aroma and ability to wedge a stable door open.

Following the dinner party at the mansion, the ladies retired to the sitting room and the gentlemen compared their wedges of Cotherstone Cheese.

by two princes November 18, 2021

Pissing Contest

A political debate

John Jackass and Al Asswipe had a pissing contest over minimum wage.

by xsnake1 December 28, 2014

Gauss contest

The easiest math contest ever for grade 7s and 8s
Sample question: What number should be subtracted from 21 in order to give 8?

Are you doing the Gauss Contest this year?
Nah, I’m doing the Kangaroo.

by Ye Wenjie September 21, 2018