free candy van

A run-down shady looking vehicle that looks like something a rapist or child molester would drive.

Joe should get the blood stains washed out of his car, right now it looks like a free candy van.

by grundle debris December 3, 2007

Candyce

The most beautiful girl in the world! All eyes are on her when she enters a room. Not easily forgotten. Sassy & smart...the most sensual lover you'll ever know.

Candyce...you are everything I've been looking for.

by Candyce lover February 3, 2010

candy paint

a high gloss paint finish applied to automobiles

Dat candy paint be shining like christmas on da 'lac.

by Capo May 22, 2004

brain candy

An experience that is enjoyable because it stimulates the mind pleasantly, but doesn't actually make it work. Usually in reference to light and fluffy books, movies, TV shows, and other entertainment. Akin to eye candy.

No one ever called Star Trek great drama, but it makes pretty good brain candy.

by Evac156 February 9, 2005

Candyceutical

The term "candyceutical" refers to chewable supplements that are often marketed in a way that resembles candy. These products are not necessarily harmless, as health experts warn that their appearance and marketing can attract consumers while potentially overlooking their actual impact on health. The word combines "candy" and "pharmaceutical," reflecting the blend of a visually appealing form with potential health-related benefits.

She was skeptical about the candyceutical trend, wondering if these products truly deliver the health benefits they claim.

by Cuezz711 August 16, 2023

cindybin

A yahoo message board troll. It seeks out any message board discussing marijuana, alcohol or carbohydrate intake. Believes science is faith-based.

From a recent cindybin posting:
"Really, alcohol is not good for you at all. Not even in moderation. I know there are studies which say this, but don't believe them. It is a toxic chemical that affects every hormone in your body, and poisons cells."

by The Voice Of Reason February 14, 2005

candy stick

a candy stick is a guy who is a man whore. so many people have gotten a taste of his dick, its like free candy.

girl 1: "look at him. he's screwed half the school."

girl 2: "i know right. he is a candy stick."

by seven+3=whatIbe July 7, 2010