cominion

a fellow minion

"Allow me to introduce you to my cominion Steve, as you know, we both serve the Dark Lord Satan"

by cominion March 3, 2009

communication

carrier pigeon
phone call
owl mail
air writing
birthday card
xmas card
letter
postcard
post it note
myspace
bebo
facebook
air mail
sea post
regular mail
sms message
video call
video message
blog
email
bulletins
posters
advertisements
billboards
chinese whispers

look at that owl, replacing more traditional methods of communication such as carrier pigeons way before ink and email and phones were invented.

lets send our mail by air and sea. airs faster!!

by Erinxoxo November 16, 2007

Communisn

Did you misspell communism again?

Communisn isn’t a thing

by Le potat September 10, 2021

Premature Communication

To accidently press the send button and, send a text message in mid-sentence.

Person 1: Hey let's get toget........SEND.........SHIIIIIIIIIT!
Person 2: Uhhhh...Got ur text....WTF?
Person 1: Sorry got a case of the Premature Communications!

by DianaR June 15, 2009

fat communication

When two fat people , in the same location, use some type of mobile device to communicate as to not have to burn any calories moving to talk to the other person directly.

Example of fat communication between two fatties in the same house.

Fat husband on cell phone: Honey, can you bring me some ice cream out of the kitchen?

Fat wife: He'll no, get your fat ass up and get some yourself. I've got cookies!

by Mbiyt817 December 14, 2013

Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

The nagging need to keep checking your email/text messages, while waiting for a reply… Until you look, there both is/is not a message waiting.

I really need that reply from the doctor; I don't think he's replied yet, but until I look, I get to have Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

by thehypermom July 3, 2017

communication breakdown

an awesome song by Led Zeppelin, the greatest rock band that ever came to exist.

Me: Have you heard communication breakdown lately?
non-led-zeppelin fan: duh... whats a communication breakdown
Me: its a led zeppelin song.
other guy: i am sorry for offending the great led zeppelin. I am ashamed. I shall now wash my mouth with soap becuase I have dishonored the greatest song on earth.

by fads;lkfja;sldkfj January 5, 2008