confusement radio

internet radio station, playing unsigned, underground, and experimental artists.

"i am listening to confusement radio dot com"

by jackethead December 3, 2006

Testicular Combustion

If a man decides to not jack off for a very long time, an abundance of semen will collect inside the testicles. Once the semen level reaches a certain point, the testicles will combust.

Kid 1 - Yo man you been jackin it?

Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit

Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!

by ajay69 June 30, 2011

ConfusedFX

The most awesome person ever.

ConfusedFX is secks.

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Comus

1)A Roman god of parties.

2)A disbanded Mardi Gras parade group.

3)A Cthulhu-obsessed internet used with uncommon writing skills, and poor skills in all the other arts.

If you need to get drunk in a hurry, pray to Comus for a miracle.

The float by Comus was the only one without a topless woman. They went for full-frontal.

Damnit, Comus, don't you have anything better to do with your time than to make definitions on the Urban Dictionary?

by Anonymous January 3, 2005

Confusedy

Just another word for 'confused' though maybe sounding a bit cuter.

I'm really confusedy

by NatsukiKonaKon January 18, 2010

confused brown dirt star

Hillary clinton

She is a bitchsquealer and a confused brown dirt star

by Dinosaureggs July 25, 2015

confused meme

That moment when the avocado was not in the refrigerator.

The confused meme surprised everyone.

by TosterOven January 29, 2017