Colonie High is like your mom, so filled with douche that it's unbearable. Somehow, the school, with a huge tax base (including Central Ave. stores) manages to suck unimaginably hard.
The school offers no noteworthy classes or extracurricular activities, most of the students are either scumbags or scumbags, the best sports team is the bowling team, there is no pool, the building looks like it was built 100 years ago (it was), the bio wing always smells like dead cats, the hall monitors are huge dicks, and the administration is so dumb and slow that I'm surprised people even bother going anymore.
Compared to other local schools like Niskayuna, Shen, Shaker, and Guilderland, Colonie is like the retarded runt of the litter.
In fact, the only exciting thing about the school was the (sadly) unsuccessful bomb threat several years ago.
The only good things about the school are the teachers, and project lead the way, so don't bother getting your hopes up.
The reason I was happy during graduation was that I never had to go back to this shithole, good luck all you underclassmen!
The school offers no noteworthy classes or extracurricular activities, most of the students are either scumbags or scumbags, the best sports team is the bowling team, there is no pool, the building looks like it was built 100 years ago (it was), the bio wing always smells like dead cats, the hall monitors are huge dicks, and the administration is so dumb and slow that I'm surprised people even bother going anymore.
Compared to other local schools like Niskayuna, Shen, Shaker, and Guilderland, Colonie is like the retarded runt of the litter.
In fact, the only exciting thing about the school was the (sadly) unsuccessful bomb threat several years ago.
The only good things about the school are the teachers, and project lead the way, so don't bother getting your hopes up.
The reason I was happy during graduation was that I never had to go back to this shithole, good luck all you underclassmen!
I went to Colonie Central High School, no wonder my family and friends left me and I'm living on the streets.
by SeltzerDaddy August 6, 2010
Get the Colonie Central High School mug.Noun; A place where people of a geekier nature can be themselves without the fear of ridicule; an area where cosplay is accepted as being normal and out of costume people are rejected and despised. Normally a comic book store or a gaming shop.
Craig: Um... dude, why are you dressed as Spock?
Geoff: Oh. I'm heading over to the nerdist colony to flash my sonic screwdriver at some orion slave girls. Wanna come?
Craig: ...Sure, why the force not? *grabs Batman costume*
Geoff: Oh. I'm heading over to the nerdist colony to flash my sonic screwdriver at some orion slave girls. Wanna come?
Craig: ...Sure, why the force not? *grabs Batman costume*
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A place where straight male prisoners who have committed particularly heinous crimes are sent -- typical penile colonies are on distant islands and are primarily inhabited by F47707s who have also committed particularly heinous crimes.
The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.
The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.
Hey, didjya hear that Bernie in New Seattle hosed down all of those schoolchildren and got sentenced to life in a penile colony?
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Get the colonoscopy mug.A guy who hides his heart. He will open up too you when he trusts you. If you ever break then they will never come back. Coltons are the best boyfriends you could ever have. So don't ever let them go. And if you do let them go that will be one of the biggest mistakes you have ever done. Believe me I would know.
Girl 1: hey look it's Colton!
Girl 2: I can't believe I gave him up for some asshole that cheated on me.
Girl 1:do you still miss him?
Girl 2:i don't ever stop thinking about him he was the best person that had ever came into my life and I just let him slip away.
Girl 2: I can't believe I gave him up for some asshole that cheated on me.
Girl 1:do you still miss him?
Girl 2:i don't ever stop thinking about him he was the best person that had ever came into my life and I just let him slip away.
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Get the colon cowboy mug.Colonel Paddy is how the late Colonel Robin Blair Mayne DSO (Three bars), Africa Star, Légion D'Honneur, Croix De Guerre & Palm, co founder of the SAS is known is his home town of Newtownards, Co. Down. Col. Paddy won numerous other medals during World War II
Robin Blair Mayne born at Newtownards, Co. Down on 11th January 1915 - died in a motoring accident near Newtownards on 14th December 1955. His reputation as a tough man was gained in the Boxing ring (he was the Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion) and on the Rugby field (six caps for the Irish Rugby team and a member of the 1938 British Lions tour). It preceded him wherever he went. He became a legend in his own lifetime. Whenever someone today mentions the name Colonel Paddy many people are able to provide their own anecdote about the man.
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