Colombian Ass Tickler

Adj: The act of shoving cocaine up ones asshole for the purpose of being a drug mule or for personal use.

Frank got busted with a Colombian Ass Tickler, now he's serving 2-5 years in prison.

Colombian Ass Tickler by CurtisR March 28, 2011

Colombian Air Conditioner 

The Colombian Air Conditioner is a term which refers to the sexual act in which two people spread their assholes, and press them against one another. Upon doing this, one of the participating parties flatulates into the other's spread anus. This will cause said member to burp the fart out. If one so desires to have the air cold, one could hold icecubes in their mouth. It is often used as a threat to those whom you dislike, or wish to engage in sexual intercourse with.

Tim: "Your a bitch."

John: "Shut up before I give you a Colombian Air Conditioner."

Jane: "Hi Jack"

Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"

Colombian Air Conditioner by Botoraka October 22, 2017

Colombian Pile Driver 

When you dip your dick in cocaine and drive it up your partners arse. (Imagine your dick is a chicken goujon, the coke is the breading, and your mouth is a gaping bum)

Shewadawada was a freak, she requested the Colombian pile driver!

Colombian Pile Driver by SchlidFatPrickLid November 7, 2019

Colombian DIet 

When someone uses an excessive amount of cocaine they begin to lose a lot of weight.

Hey papi ju looking really skinny whats goin on wit ju?

Ive been on that Colombian Diet man... Ju know what im sayin.

Colombian DIet by CMizzle December 17, 2008

Colombian snow storm 

It’s when a man puts cocaine up his asshole and farts and a female snorts the cocaine in the air like a Colombian snow storm

Dude did you see Eric and Diana yesterday? He gave her a Colombian snow storm

Colombian snow storm by efunkb January 3, 2018

Colombian Brush Fire 

An extremely special act of love which can only be performed several times per year.

Combining the dark arts of arson and coitus this act requires trust, love, and an irresistible urge to light things on fire. The two (or more) participants, with fully grown out pubic hair and using small handheld lighters, ignite the bushy pubes of their partner. As soon as the pubes are aflame the two (or more) participants proceed to frantically engage in dry humping in order to passionately smother the flames.

Use of perfume as an accelerant is not recommend.

Do not attempt to repeat a Colombian Brush Fire before pubic hair has grown to an all over length of at least one inch.

Hey Jenny clean your room it smells like two Koreans had a Colombian Brush Fire in here!

Colombian Brush Fire by Anniefrank March 19, 2015

colombian cigar 

The process of shitting inside someone else’s asshole

Thomas: dude I gotta shit

Zane: shut up before I give you a Colombian cigar

colombian cigar by Ryzarix August 14, 2021