Cockswap

Whereas 'Cockblocking' is the act of preventing someone from getting laid, the act of 'Cockswapping' is when the swapper purposely blocks the sexual attempts of a third party, only to move in after they've ruined everything for their own personal gain.

A cockswapper knowingly uses lies, money, or any other means to steal a potential sexual partner from someone else.

A cockswap can be performed by men and women, however is mostly used as a term by men, as women usually just call the offending party a 'slut'.

"I was talking to this girl, and then Bob told me she was ugly, and I could do better. Then, later that night, he cockswapped, and told her I called her ugly, and slept with her. What a prick!"

by Gamingtrevor June 22, 2010

cockwank

This word (noun) is used to descibe a situation where something goes wrong.

(Upon breaking one's neck) "Oh cockwank"

by JoeW May 17, 2006

cockapoop

The poo from a rooster.

Where did all this cockapoop come from ?

by Dan Sarmento May 24, 2003

cockapoo

One of the last times a guy has sex with his girlfriend.

Jeff and Melissa did the cockapoo. Shortly thereafter, she left him.

by Little Amy June 11, 2006

cockwagon

To be consistantly un-employed due to termination. To consistantly over exagagerate and lie. To consistantly tell people of magical cars and engines that never make it to the race track.

Can u believe the bullshit that comes out of that cockwagons mouth??

by Bill McGay February 17, 2008

cockaphiliac

Someone who has an infatuation with the male penis.

Dude stay away from Hank; he's such a cockaphiliac.

by f4akename1234 March 12, 2011

cockward

The moment something sexually unappealing makes you lose your erection,Or turns you off before your even get turned on.

She took off her bra and those titties sagged to her stomach. That was too cockward!!

by get.durty September 30, 2014