Definitions by JoeW

cockwank 

This word (noun) is used to descibe a situation where something goes wrong.

(Upon breaking one's neck) "Oh cockwank"

cockwank by JoeW May 17, 2006

fat wap 

this noun, often refers to the naming of a fat person. used colloquially, in the southern area of cheshire, this vernacular term can be compared to fatty, fatty bumbum and other horrible names. Used normally to offend, behind the persons back.

"my Maureen, she is one hell of a FAT WAP"

or

"i was walking to work the other day, when this FAT WAP jumped infront of a bus."

fat wap by JoeW May 17, 2006