Cockstang

When a dumb little whore bag fucks a horse.

Wow i heard that bitch is a cockstang.

by Jefferymall from wikipedia July 18, 2009

Cockpark

A short term place to Park one's Cock while waiting for a better slot to become available...

"Bro ! Did you just Shag that bird?"....."Ah was just cockparking"

She is a cockparkslag

by coltar June 17, 2011

cocksand

An irritating or annoying situation, person or business

"That person is such a cocksand!"

by plebgate September 4, 2014

cockspander

Any implement the primary use for which is lengthening and/or widening the male member.

"Biff bought his bad self a nifty cockspander with all the bells and whistles."

by madlane September 9, 2016

cockspangle

Someone at the lower end of the intelligence spectrum, prone to making stupid remarks and assertions either in person or often online.

Only an absolute cockspangle would think Nigel Farage should be a Member of Parliament.

by Wighteggy August 7, 2023

Cocksank

Meaning an person acting a fool or being an idiot

Stop being a cocksank

by Lola bunny fr January 7, 2024

Cockpackage

the part of the body that you put in between two 2x4's when performing a nantucket

I have a gift to give you, it will be arriving in a cockpackage shortly.

by Mossified018 February 5, 2007