wanky cock rot

A very unpleasant fungal infection caused by a build up of baby gravy usually found on the member of the hunched backed knuckle shuffler.

Hey falk keep that away from me I don't want wanky cock rot up me bottom!

by ziplegs March 3, 2009

cockroaching

A double handed female masturbation technique preformed on your back with both legs in the air, sometimes while sleeping.

Did you see Mal cockroaching last night?

Yeh i think she finished in like 4 minutes.

by MSU Underwater Hockey January 2, 2009

Cockmother

A shortened version of the term Cock Sucking Mother Fucker. This Term was first uttered and used on a regular basis by an offshore oil worker.

Oh my god you are such a Cockmother!!

by fastjohnyp June 15, 2011

cockroach

a small unattractive person with an attitude to match.

The neighbor is a real cockroach. Not only is she a little twit, but she has a personality to match.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

cockroach

Hawaiian pidgin English. Means "steal".

Eh? Who went cockroach my pen?

by Dave Spielman August 31, 2006

cockrobatics

Any unusual placement of your male member. Such as the bat wing, the brain, the log, the fruit basket, the goat, bubble gum, the Houdini, the Abraham Lincoln, the mangina or Buffalo Bill,the wristwatch, the hot dog with a bun, or any other hilarious ways to contort your junk.

Jack- Check it out! THE BRAIN!!.
Mac-Thats disgusting, but it is definately some impressive cockrobatics.

by Mike James "MAC DADDY" January 9, 2008

Cockroach King

A song from the 2013 album "The Mountain" by British progressive metal band Haken.
The song is the most popular song in their discography and is considered by many to be their best.

"The Cockroach King sits on his throne, with a Midas Touch and a heart of stone."

by Pastek December 11, 2019