When somthing bad is/has happening. Although the unfortunate victim handles the possibly multi-leathal situation with unerveing calmness. As though the situation happens worryingly often and seems, to have become an amusing local joke.
west yorkshire, Braford).
west yorkshire, Braford).
by kazzy27 November 11, 2007
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by Jennifer Bella September 27, 2019
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Definition: The hair and sweat from your nether regions teamed up with the fluff from your underwear to create those little fluff hair balls that stick to your arse.
Singular: Chuffnut
Definition: The hair and sweat from your nether regions teamed up with the fluff from your underwear to create those little fluff hair balls that stick to your arse.
Singular: Chuffnut
Ex: Urgh, I've got chuffnuts.
Me: What the fuck are chuffnuts?
Ex: Look at the size of this chuffnut!
Me: *Disgusted* We have been going out for way too long.
Me: What the fuck are chuffnuts?
Ex: Look at the size of this chuffnut!
Me: *Disgusted* We have been going out for way too long.
by peachy3000 May 9, 2006
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by Pauly April 4, 2004
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by Chunder September 14, 2006
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