Cock Chops

When you trim your pubic hair but leave a bush on both sides of your cock like mutton chops.

Hey man, I am totally shaving my junk into a nice set of cock chops.

by ChopperSicBawls November 19, 2009

Chawski

A large, noticable dip of chewwing tobacco in one's mouth

"Hey how'd the meeting with the principal go?"
"Good, I'm just glad he didn't notice my Big Ol' Chawski"

"I'm goin dan'ere wit a big ol' chawski".

by ChAw SlAp February 22, 2011

neighbours can’t be choosers

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.

"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"

by mummazumbe August 15, 2015

Dick Chops

The hair that grows on the side of the scrotum to make make it look like your dick has sideburns.

holy shit shave your dick chops. your starting to look like Mr.T

by pune master 71 October 17, 2010

13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from

Pink's existential dilemma

I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.

by Pink's crisis June 4, 2015

wank chops

A Term used to Describe a workmate or friend who has someway managed to piss you off or someone who has done something wrong.

"Oi wank chops look at the state of this!"

by sharkey1977 September 23, 2006

busting your chops

Means you are just pulling your leg
was seen in the Regulat Show "the Postcard"

basically you say it like you would say "Just pulling your leg"

Guy 1 : Hey dude can you help with this I cant read it
Guy 2: Can't read it huh? you try opening your eyes? hah just busting your chops

by Ryo_Inazuma March 11, 2014