Chelsea

The absolute perfect girl, she's beautiful, kind, intelligent and ambitious, you can't go wrong with chelsea

Boy: Chelsea, go out with me plz.
Chlesea: Of course, I luv u

by Anonymous brms March 2, 2015

Chelsea FC

A professional Premier League club positioned in London, the home team color is blue. A successful team. Their fans are some of the most cockiest people on earth.

I respect Chelsea FC but many of their fans are disgusting.

by 。 July 29, 2020

Chelsea

Chelsea is a female name originating from Britain, meaning 'ship's port'. Those with the name Chelsea feel that they are both creative and logical. Chelsea's are usually the third wheel in most social situations, but are always the first person they're friends go to for help with a personal predicament. Chelsea's are very loyal and will love you unconditionally.

"Chelsea, I feel like you're the only one who listens to me."

by Minichoo June 2, 2015

Chelsea Dagger

A pun on "Britney Spears" used by a Burlesque dancer, and the inspiration for the smash Fratellis hit of the same name.

"Chelsea Dagger is a cracking tune!"

by solarhippie July 9, 2009

Chelsing Out

When a girl has an estrogen explosion in a stunned shock of voicelessness and scattered shrieking and squealing.

Guy: Dude! Why did you send that picture of cute cuddly kittens to my girlfriend!

Dude: What? I thought she would like them!

Guy: She did! Thats the problem, she's totally chelsing out right now!

by Andrew Teeples January 2, 2009

Chelsea

One amazing chicky. Weird ass, hilarious conversations are pretty much her thing. You could bring up any topic, and she could go on about it forever if she wanted to. Impossible to hate, and has tonnes of friends. Gorgeous girl who I am absolutely jealous of!

Person: That girl over there is laughing her ass off!

Other Person: She must have been talking to a Chelsea.

by imnotverycreative May 5, 2011

Cheltenham U-Bend

Arranging oneself in such a position that when one sticks one's nose up the arse of a partner, and the partner farts powerfully, the gas enters the nose of the first party and leaves the mouth - thus tickling the balls of the farter.

Hmm that were a reet powerful Cheltenham U-Bend there our Kes.

by GanglesWillSwarm2 March 21, 2009