cheeseboat

1. Douchebag

2. One who lies about their age on a forum

3. To commit an act of beastiality

1. Why did you neg me!? OMG! n00B!

2. Self explanitory

3. So I was cheeseboating the cat and it ran away. Then it came back and licked my butthole.

by kkid28 September 17, 2006

Philly cheesesteak

This type of philly cheesesteak is a sexual term according to Pierre Bouvier of Simple Plan. Although not explained exactly, it involves a two finger motion...hence its for girls.

Damn! I gave that girl a philly cheesesteak last night!

by falloutgirllx23 June 23, 2010

Cheesefest

Pervert; One who practices sexual perversion.

Random: I'm bored...
Cheesefest: Why don't you play with yourself?

by Bonnie... January 31, 2008

philly cheesesteak

when a male takes a poo on a female's chest and then proceedes to rub his penis on the female's tits

1)she said she was hungry so i gave her a philly cheesesteak.
2)that girl's a freak, shes all about the philly cheesestea

by bondizzle December 12, 2003

Philly Cheesesteak

While fucking your girlfriend/wife doggy style you cum into her vagina and then pull out and let the drippings fall onto your plain steak sandwich creating a philly cheesesteak and then she eats it.

Yo Adrian, bend over and let me give you a Philly Cheesesteak.

by Philly Native July 30, 2009

cheesepants

Nasty female that is rotten between the legs, pants infested with yeast and a multitude of other microorganisms. Arthropods might also be found in her panties/pants. Nasty, foul odor accompanied by a yellow/brownish substance that can also leak down the legs to the ground.

That bitch stinks like hell with her cheesepants.

by sweetghy June 18, 2009

Philly Cheesesteak

When you decide to show your authority by being on top while sixty nining a chick. Also known as the "top deck 69", this cruel variation puts the ass in class. The flavor of the cheese is determined by the activities the male participated in the day before.

He gave her the old Philly Cheesesteak and the poor girl could barely breath. The only words she could muster were "can I be on top?". At this point he passed out and suffocated her.

by Biff I. November 13, 2006