Canine poetry

Poems or writing that use dogs, other canines, biting and barking as a metaphor.

"I relate to a lot of canine poetry"

"I love you like a dog."

"I will bark about the ache until it goes away, you will not know peace until my skin if off."

"W is for wolf, no one likes him at all."

by Rott.dpunk February 17, 2024

canine clawing

Having Doggy Style sex but you dig your nails into your partners side even if it breaks skin and causes bleeding

Dude, my girl looked like a tiger after I was done canine clawing her last night.

by LeonidusRade February 15, 2023

canine mine

A deposit of doggy-doo that waits, undetected amid the grass/dry leaves, for us to step on it.

Dude, you got poo on your shoe...you must have stepped on a canine mine.

by ragtop94 November 15, 2011

Canines And Felines Only Eat <<<`s`&`&`&`S`&`&`&`s`>>> Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat <<<`s`&`&`&`S`&`&`&`s`>>> Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat <<<`s`&`&`&`S`&`&`&`s`>>> Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Inseminate the Canine

Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.

That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate the canine

by elroy jetson 22 June 30, 2009

Hairless canine

a bald dog

Omg my gay chihuahua, lacey, does not have more than 3 strands of hair on her entire body. An absolute hairless canine if I've ever seen one!!!

by Furry feline May 10, 2022