calculating

acting in a scheming and ruthlessly determined way

he was a coolly calculating, ruthless man

by lucky Jasmine September 1, 2017

Calculator

Code word for phone

Brooke: *phone falls out of pocket in class*

Aiden: “You dropped your calculator.”

Brooke: “Yea, thanks.”

Teacher: “What did you drop?”

Brooke: “My calculator.”

Teacher: “Ok. Get back to work.”

by brookemt057 March 27, 2019

Calc Denier

Someone in the minecraft speedrunning community who believes that the use of calculators during runs should be banned.

Jonathan: Did you hear that Sam uses calculators in his runs now? What a shame.

Davy: Don’t be a calc denier, let him do what he wants.

by BobbyRenzobbi June 6, 2022

Calculated

Acts intentionally to achieve something

Anyone who turns on their location for everyone when they are plotting is calculated (and a loser).

because they want others to see what they’re doing

by JC47 September 26, 2023

Christmas Calculator

The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.

WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.

by sarjas December 28, 2011

Lil Calculus

One of the greatest up and coming rappers in recent years. His cult following and synthwave beats make for incredible songs and lyricism. From the west coast, the underground rapper has only ever shown his face in recent years, and his true identity is now well hidden, and only known by some.

After a string of numerous controversies, he's unfortunately suffered numerous account resets, and song deletions, but he still continues making music, and updating the official Lil Calculus Minecraft Mod for 1.14.4

"Hey man, what are you listening to?"

"Lil Calculus, of course"

"Man he's fire"

by JackMilton.exe April 1, 2021

Out-of-Bounds Calculus

Unexpected or surprising examples, interesting problems, and clever proofs on calculus that are often counterintuitive or paradoxical—the oddities that most math students are seldom exposed to during their calculus lessons.

Be it a continuous function whose graph possesses a tangent at no point, or a continuous function that has infinitely many maxima and minima on a finite interval, or a shape that has finite area but infinite perimeter, these examples of out-of-bounds calculus seldom fail to trigger an aha! reaction among math geeks.

by Covido August 24, 2022