Calamaridenki

Best person ever, can make good edits, good stories, and can draw very well! We love Calamaridenki!!

Do you know Calamaridenki?

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Well they are very amazing and I'm proud of them!

Same!

by Hellotherekiki June 3, 2021

Calamari

Commonly used to describe fried squid,it is delicious!

I love calamari

by Calymary July 29, 2021

Calamario

A very fishy Italian man.

Yo that guy's a total calamario.

by wootio November 13, 2021

calamario

A very fishy Italian man.

Yo that guy's a total calamario.

by wootio November 13, 2021

calamarisplat

best mutual ever. so kind and funny, im so glad i made mutuals with them.

yoooooo calamarisplat is so cool man!!

by raaihans April 5, 2022

Calamari Hoopla

The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.

"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022

calamari tugboat

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink

Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here

by TheLordOfFridges June 12, 2024