Byplymouth mouth constipation

A Scottish termWhen a male is really constipated so he takes laxatives and shit down his partners throat. After swallowing the fluids she quickly gags herself and throws up on his cock.

" I ( George Scott )was really constipated yesterday so I taught her ( Katie tolliday )the Byplymouth mouth constipation technique and she loved it "

by Jj mahe john ellis April 15, 2017

mental constipation

Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.

He's got such a bad case of mental constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!

by Robodok January 7, 2009

constipation

The state of being constipated. It can cause great pain and is recommended by many physicians.

So hold in your feces and your large intestine will do all the work for you...

by kwang June 9, 2003

Constipation Sneeze

The act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.

Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*

by Loller4429 October 2, 2016

Occupational Constipation

When you just can't give a shit about something at work. This is usually due to seeing wonderful new programs fall on their faces time and time again.

Worker 1: Hey, did you see we're having a raffle to win plastic water guns?! You get tickets by bringing in school supplies!!!! It's such a great idea!
Worker 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from a bad case of occupational constipation.

by Dilberto, Prince of Mierda August 26, 2013

Facebook Constipation

Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.

Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 13, 2015

Reverse constipation

You know that feeling when you're in bed and you have that hard and throbing sensation in your asshole that feels like you're taking a shit but instead it's crawling right back up there to go make a nest for its Satan babies.

To have a dick stuck up your ass making it feel like reverse constipation

by LetMeGoTokyoDemons March 28, 2016