A Cluster Fuck

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.

The baggabe claim at the airport was a cluster fuck; people had no clue where they were going.

by Pesticide 5 September 5, 2006

Cluster Buster

A person who treats the medical condition of cluster headaches by using hallucinogenic substances, especially shrooms.

I used to suffer a lot with cluster headaches, but since I became a Cluster Buster I haven't had a single headache.

by JJA December 22, 2004

clitter

Glitter for your vagina!

Clitter made my yeast infection into a jewel collection!

by JoeVa February 27, 2008

ClitterDick

A clitterdick is when you have your pants so tight that your clitter looks like a dick.

"You know what, it's Lady Gaga's fault! For wearing pants so tight. Her clitter looks like a dick." Shane Dawson explains. "Gasp! ClitterDick should be a trendy topic on Twitter." Amazed. "Just put it after everything."

by xxDenverxx January 16, 2010

cluster waiting to fuck

A large or obviously sham filled situation that is doomed to failure, but much like the lemmings you can do nothing to stop it. Just hope when you encounter it in the wild that you are a voyeur and not a participant.

Johnny could obviously tell that the lemmings' summer retreat seminar and the Acapulco cliff diving competition was a cluster waiting to fuck and luckily he brought lube and a tripod.

by Stimmy & The Riffler October 8, 2008

Clutterbucket

Someone who gives up at the first sign of disappointment

Friend 1: You're gonna do great at that competition
Friend 2: I don't know man, I don't think I'm going to do it
Friend 1: C'mon don't be such a clutterbucket!

by Lyra Scarlett September 20, 2014

Cluster-fucked

When you go to Miami University (of Ohio not Florida you fucktards) as an honors student, you sign up for a cluster of 2-3 classes in a topic you kinda choose (you make a list of preferences of clusters over the summer and most likely you won't get the one you want and get a crappy one you don't like and half of the original clusters you choose from get ELIMINATED!), then you are cluster-fucked.

Or when your cluster forces you to take a certain route in your academic career to avoid wasting class space in later semesters (even if you end up not liking the cluster classes or topics you are in) you have been CLUSTER-FUCKED.

You're a Math major in a seminar for chemistry majors? Wow, you got cluster-fucked!

I wanted to take physics classes for my major, but because I was cluster-fucked I have to take chemistry classes instead.

I signed up for one cluster, but I got cluster-fucked into another one I don't like.

Miami is cluster-fucking me.

by PRAOCH October 13, 2009