butterballer

A rather obese man who thinks he his athletic enough to play basketball

Every time i go to the court i always end up guarding the 300 pound butterballer

by sam c. December 24, 2007

butterbaby

Pet name given to a Procurement Assistant

You know who I mean.....

by Princess Lurpak of HR & HRH Utterley Butterly May 9, 2003

buttballscides

If you have a pair of nuts hanging out of your ass, then you have buttballscides. If you have buttballsides, you should kill yourself now because everyone hates you, and theres no cure.

*A couple is having sex for the first time*

Girl: why are there balls hanging out of your ass?
Dude: Oh...That...Thats nothing!
Girl: wait a sec... do you have buttballscides ?!?!
Dude: I Swear I don't!!! baby I love you!!
Girl: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!!!

by shitdood December 28, 2007

gutterball

when you stick you ball sack into a girls pussy.

All Ilsa wanted last night was a gutterball from Jimmy.

by justo effe August 19, 2007

Butturalls

A death metal vocal style which sounds inhuman. Often describes as pig vocals or burp vocals. Some vocalists will perform gutturals by using their assholes.

HOLY FUCK! HE JUST THREW DOWN SOME SICK BUTTURALLS!!!!!

by KyleCadaver/Brandon Brodown June 6, 2009

butterbag

n. A plastic bag, that when filled with butter or margarine, may be used as an alternative to sexual intercourse.

"I filled my butterbag."

by lotus.tear December 12, 2008

butterballs

When you cum and some of the ejaculate gets on your testicles and begins to turn into a butter-like consistency as it slightly dries while you lie there nude basking in the post-orgasm glow.

After a few days of not jacking off, I had such a good orgasm last night that I looked down and had given myself butterballs.

by Celine Dion Fan Club President December 17, 2017