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brontosteamer

Where you shit on a female's chest and then proceed to act like a veloco-raptor guarding a freshly laid dinosaur egg.
Fred was so chuffed. After he laid that brontosteamer on Wendy's chest, he stayed up all night keeping watch for the Turdburglar.
by Jatchy McJatch Jatch December 28, 2009
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Bronomi

This occurs when chilling at a bar or party and a sudden influx of dudes overtake the event, this would be the pre-cursor to a Sausage Fest.
Man we got to get out of here, it looks like a category 5 Bronomi is moving in.
by Mclive29 January 5, 2010
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Brontosaurus Trotter

The largest and worst kind of camel toe ever imaginable.
"Good God, have you seen the Brontosaurus Trotter on that rower! It nearly snatched both my eyes out their sockets!"
by Smitch26 November 15, 2012
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Bronogomy

(Bro-nog-oh-me): The platonic, monogamous relationship between two "Bro's".
Me and my Bro David are in a Bronogomy. We are fundamentalist Bronogomist's.
by GirTastic August 4, 2013
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Bronco Billy

A result From holding an individuals eyelids open while flashing a strobe light in font of there face, causing seizures while forcefully having anal sex.
When looking into the to strobe lights I was bucking like Bronco Billy while having anal intercourse
by R-WAK October 18, 2022
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sticky bronco

(Sticky Bronco)

The sticky bronco is when a guy rides or straddles the back side off a woman that's on all fours and the guy tries to ejaculate on her back before she bucks him off. He may hold on to her hair during the ride and if he does ejaculate on her... That is a successful sticky bronco. Now the opposite would be riding on the top of a female with no penetration and jacking off on her stomach would be the reverse sticky bronco.
"Hey bro last night my girl wasn't down for much lovin so I hopped on back and gave her the sticky bronco. "I broke your record and held on and came in 30 seconds"
by Cruzmizzile peacoat mango November 10, 2013
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brontosaurus goggles

the term given to putting your nuts on a girls eyes and her proceeding to blink quickly and tickle them.
I went back to this girls house last night and gave her a set of brontosaurus goggles.
by shaunny80 May 9, 2006
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