poofter basher

Someone who bashes homosexuals.

I'm a poofter basher and I hate all fucking gay faggots.

If I catch any of you low life arse-fucking motherfuckers, I will ram a baseball bat for far up your arse till your mouth bleeds.

by de-pube June 17, 2023

old granny basher

Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.

"Old granny basher on the 45"

by greyshark7 February 3, 2008

why bother?

the eternal question.

I was feeling a bit 'existential-ish', and I said to him, "why bother?" He replied, "we're having takeout pizza tonight".

by you'llbegladyoubothered January 13, 2010

Keyboard basher

Someone who beats their keyboard in frustration when they lose at a videogame, either due to poor teammates or the sad fact they just suck. Typically sticks to beige OEM keyboards as they're the cheaapest, and cycles keyboards every two months.

Keyboard bashers are a common sight at LAN parties.

Devil 2 U: Come on guys! GET A FLAG!
***Devil 2 U was killed by KFC's artillery.
Devil 2 U: AAARRGHH!! (bashes keyboard repeatedly)

by Androktasie November 14, 2005

Boshears

Last name of the baddest family on this earth.

Don't mess with him, he's a Boshears boy.

by caseykyle August 8, 2008

bible basher

A bible basher is one who lives their life by the bible, and tries to force the bible upon all they meet.

Most americans are bible bashers, especially the president.

by Nick1111 January 26, 2008

a spot of bother

to get into some trouble

"looks as if i am in a spot of bother"

by pee are September 27, 2008