beyonfidence

noun the level of strong, independent women-ness that of Beyonce; flawlessness

i.e. to infinity and beyonfidence

-"that girl is twerking in six inch heels; she's got a lot of beyonfidence"

by muhkoombee May 20, 2014

Beyonceitis

Beyonceitis is the destruction of your career by the overall power of Beyonce Knowles. Beyonceitis is a serious disease that has destroyed the careers of several artists although a few have been able to have successful careers in spite of it. Beyonceitis is also used to describe the overall domination of popular culture by Beyonce Knowles. Beyonceitis is most severe on artists who attempt to release albums around the same time as Beyonce or perform on the same award shows as Beyonce. Doing so has resulted in the embarrassment of several female artists. Some describe it as Beyonce being overexposed, or as Beyonce having a monopoly on the music game, but truthfully if you are a good enough performer you would shine regardless of who else you are in competition with.

Beyonceitis is a problem that embarrasses a lot of people. No one wants to admit that one person has caused so much destruction. No one wants to admit that one person has bitch-slapped (with her ring hand) the entire music industry. If you suffer from Beyonceitis do not worry. Do not feel ashamed. Beyonce shits on a lot of people. You are not alone. There is help. There is hope.

History of Beyonceitis

If one looks in the history of female entertainers they've either fallen into one of two categories: 1. Singers 2. Entertainers. The thinking behind the two groups being either you were singer who couldn't dance or a dancer who couldn't sing. (You wouldn't go to a Whitney Houston concert for dance moves, and you wouldn't go to a Janet Jackson concert for singing) Then came Beyonce, an artist who could sing AND entertain. This made it difficult for the singers because they not only had to struggle to find strong enough songs to compensate for the fact that they were boring live performers, and the entertainers had to find music (or gimmicks) strong enough to compensate for the fact that they couldn't sing worth a damn. Then came Beyonce.

Symptoms of Beyonceitis

How do you know if you are infected by Beyonceitis? Here are some warning sign to look for:

Your album sales have dropped.
Your record label has been pushing your album back since Bush Sr. was in office.
Your record label has dropped you.
Your record label has tried to buy you out of your contract for $35, and a pack of Newports.
Go to YouTube, and do a search for one of your videos, and see if Beyonce's name is randomly bought up in the discussion.
Your fans refer to Beyonce as "Fatonce", "Bitchonce", Weavyonce, or some variation with the suffix "-yonce".

To find out more about Beyonceitis and to see if you're a potential victim, check out www.wigcrypt.blogspot.com

Famous Cases of Beyonceitis

Ashanti
Amerie
Brandy
Christina Aguilera
Ciara
Janet Jackson
Keri Hilson
Monica

by A Sasha Fierce Support Rep. June 9, 2009

Benonsense

see Beyonce

Person1: Don't you just love Beyonce.
Person2: I don't want to hear nothing about Benonsense.

by Princess03 August 11, 2010

Bensoning

The act of spontaneously breaking into musical-esque singing and dancing in everyday conversation for no reason whatsoever.
One who performs these acts is known as a "Benson".

Bro A: How'd that date go last night?
Bro B: It was pretty good, until I turn around and she's Bensoning all over the place.
Bro A: Like full-on Bensoning?
Bro B: Yeah, it looked like I was on freaking Broadway.

by Elusive Raequan December 10, 2012

Beyond Thunderdome

When something is so ridiculous that it defies any sense of rational thought whatsoever.

"The idea that such a man could ever be elected to any public office, let alone president, is just beyond Thunderdome."

"That shit is just straight up beyond Thunderdome."

by Milk Lunch May 7, 2018

Beyonca

Beyonca is a very loving a beautiful girl, she is kindhearted but don’t get on her bad side. She can sing and she is very talented in everything she does. she is breath takingly gorgeous and has a stunning body. People are jealous of her because they know they can’t compare to her, she is very shy but she will come around just be patient. She might be a little hard to handle but it’s definitely worth it, she will love you like no one else and be there with you through anything. You are very lucky if you have a beyonca in your life.

Beyonca is so FINE and she’s THICK AS FUCK. I would destroy that PUSSY.

by Gr52ve November 7, 2020

Beyonce-ing

Verb.

When you ask for help and someone gives you useless information. Inspired by the Beyoncé lyrics (see example below for more info)

Jero: “what direction should I go”

You: “to the left to the left”

Jero: “stop beyonce-ing me and tell me how to get to McDonalds dumbass”

by finnrmyman November 19, 2022