Beans 

A woman who loves a man unconditionally and will do anything that he wants...Forever. i.e.-cooking, cleaning, giving head, and sex.

This Beans over here wants to cook me dinner. And I was all like "hells yeah".

Beans by Beanies July 30, 2008

Beans 

Beans are an amazing phenomenon bc i have them. They are an great source of enjoyment and pleasure. “Beans” is also an acronym for:
B alls
E njoyment
A ss
N aked
S ex

Man: Hey babe, wanna have some beans tonight
Woman: Oh yeah, I love it when you do this.

🍑🍆

Beans by Kaanabanana December 13, 2019

beans 

(Interjection) An exclamation in a good or bad situation. May also be used as "hot beans"

"Dude, I just got my report card back, and I got honors!"
"Hot beans! Me too!"

beans by Death Slushie November 14, 2003

beans 

steroids

Have you seen him lately? He's huge. He's definitely on the beans.

beans by chewbacca's cousin August 12, 2008

Beans 

the flesh that hangs from a woman's vagina...said woman has had so much sex that her "elasticity" is pretty much gone.

No, dude, don't fuck her, I heard she had beans.

Beans by Red January 9, 2003

beans 

noun; slang for an american football

My bestfriend and I like to go out and flick beans after a few drinks.

Jimmy got a cramp flicking beans last weekend.

beans by Dirty Yank March 21, 2004

beans 

nickname for kid at Peoria Heights High School

Yo Beans whats happenin?

beans by Paul Denney February 19, 2005