When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.
(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)
(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)
Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!
Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!
Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!
Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!
Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!
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When your smartphone vibrates and beeps uncontrollably for 10+ seconds as a flood of notifications overwhelm it.
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Snorgtees, The General Insurance, That new evil Cheeto's Cheetah, Mr. Mucus Mucinex, That one fungus commercial with the animated green blob living under your toenail, various internet spam popups, Head On, and many more depending on viewer opinion.
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Amburnt Alert is a system that if existed as suggested consist of a database of the names of people, who are at high risk of or already a full blown malignant narcissist and to further complicate the diagnosis of person, addiction and substance abuse is added to the mix. AKA “amburnt” .
Would be part of the background check if name of person was searched for online. If an amburnt alert is associated with profile. Many things can be avoided. Some have compared such a list or database to the sex offenders registry but far less misleading and more accurate when utilized for risk management .
Amburnt Alert is a system that if existed as suggested consist of a database of the names of people, who are at high risk of or already a full blown malignant narcissist and to further complicate the diagnosis of person, addiction and substance abuse is added to the mix. AKA “amburnt” .
Would be part of the background check if name of person was searched for online. If an amburnt alert is associated with profile. Many things can be avoided. Some have compared such a list or database to the sex offenders registry but far less misleading and more accurate when utilized for risk management .
When I ran a background check on my son’s new girlfriend’s name, I was relieved there were no amburnt alerts thus far associated with her. But as far as i can tell, she is exhibiting textbook characteristics of one. My wife then reminded me the amburnt alert system is only in its infant stage of existence . And that the real system is thru good parenting and sharing of how to spot and avoid the personality disorder. Which is taking the advice and warnings from experienced survivors who have had toxic relationships with the type.
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