auto-assfistiation

To fist oneself, either for pleasure or when encountering something unpleasant

Today, I experienced auto-assfistiation after Trump announced the ban of all non-whites into the United States.

by Gornprose August 23, 2017

Asifa

A short Lil thing.

That girl is like an asifa.

by Jamie Khan October 14, 2012

assface

MY XBOYFRIEND

cant cancel this one! someone has ex husband assfaces

by haha bitch June 9, 2016

assflap

the slit in the seat of a pair of longjohns or union suit

"john forgot ta open the assflap and shat all oner hiz longjohns"

by hemp May 13, 2005

Assification

The process by which you assify something.

The act of overdoing something to the point it where you have created crap.

Thanks for the complete assification of that poster.

Now that the assification is complete wait and see it all go to hell.

by XpideR G August 6, 2009

assfacts

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.


These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

assfistin

an unusaully unpleasant situation.

I knew going to court was going to be a real assfistin.

by your mom September 3, 2003