Visiting Amazon.com after subscribing to Prime for free shipping. Black out, and wake up to a delivery of one hundred items you didn't need but shipped for free.
by Binxes October 28, 2013
by Zenamaste April 18, 2020
1) A mediocre speaker with a POS smart assistant that absolutely sucks at responding to your commands. Very often misinterprets everything you say even when speaking in a normal voice, let alone when speaking quietly.
2) A dumb irritating person that you have to stick with on a long-term basis.
2) A dumb irritating person that you have to stick with on a long-term basis.
1) "Alexa, turn on the bedroom light"
"Sorry, I couldn't find a device named bedroom lamp"
"Alexa, turn the light strips to six"
"Got it, turning off all the lights"
"fuck off"
2) "Why so pissed?"
"I have an Amazon echo in my bedroom, go figure."
"Sorry, I couldn't find a device named bedroom lamp"
"Alexa, turn the light strips to six"
"Got it, turning off all the lights"
"fuck off"
2) "Why so pissed?"
"I have an Amazon echo in my bedroom, go figure."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 15, 2021
When you take Morning Glory seeds, Dextromethorphan (DXM) cough suppressant, and nutmeg all bought from amazon.com
by YouCantKillaGod February 10, 2022
It's when your genitals become so hot in your pants that you start sweating. It is usually when you have pubes
by delgiss July 07, 2018
The pile of umber boxes that grows inexorably from the floor during the month of December and then faithfully erupts forth on the 24th with a pyroclastic flow of merchandise and bubble wrap.
by Tethernaut November 27, 2014
A description for someone with red pubic hair, as in they are a natural redhead. Used to distinguish between someone with natural red hair and someone with dyed red hair.
by NotCaptainPicard November 22, 2011