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Get the absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas mug.The Absolute Solver (also spelled "AbsoluteSolver") is a failsafe program from internet series “Murder drones” that seems to exist within all Disassembly Drones as an auto-repair initiative that takes control of their broken forms if they are damaged to the point where they cannot repair themselves. It's implied to be an overarching antagonist of Murder Drones, with one iteration serving as the main antagonist of "Heartbeat".
Following Serial Designation J's destruction from Uzi's Railgun, the Absolute Solver activates and creates Eldritch J. It then proceeded to kidnap the colony's Worker Drones using holograms to trick them and use their parts to create new material for J to be rebuilt from. However, it was later defeated by N after attempting to escape and imploded, reducing it to a black, floating orb.
Despite being a program supposedly exclusive to Disassembly Drones, its implied that the program can exist in Worker Drones as well under specific circumstances, with both Uzi Doorman and Doll displaying its symbol in their eye and also show specific traits such as Uzi's descent into sociopathy and Doll's desire to consume oil, implying a possible effect related to change in behavior.
Following Serial Designation J's destruction from Uzi's Railgun, the Absolute Solver activates and creates Eldritch J. It then proceeded to kidnap the colony's Worker Drones using holograms to trick them and use their parts to create new material for J to be rebuilt from. However, it was later defeated by N after attempting to escape and imploded, reducing it to a black, floating orb.
Despite being a program supposedly exclusive to Disassembly Drones, its implied that the program can exist in Worker Drones as well under specific circumstances, with both Uzi Doorman and Doll displaying its symbol in their eye and also show specific traits such as Uzi's descent into sociopathy and Doll's desire to consume oil, implying a possible effect related to change in behavior.
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Created by Patrick May, a man who checked a Japanese chatroom. The Japanese people, although they spoke english well, had some unique and interesting grammar. It influenced Patrick's grammar, and he invented " absolute crappin' "
Created by Patrick May, a man who checked a Japanese chatroom. The Japanese people, although they spoke english well, had some unique and interesting grammar. It influenced Patrick's grammar, and he invented " absolute crappin' "
by Patrick May September 4, 2004
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by Masta Dave November 15, 2005
Get the absolute reverence mug.Absolutely is a word used to make a sentance seem stronger. It is used to make things seem better and more extreme, and is used for both positive and negitive attitudes. The word refers to someone's opinion mostly.
Person 1: I think dictionaries and vocabulary is absolutely boring!
Person 2: No, it's absolutely fantastic!
Person 2: No, it's absolutely fantastic!
by uggson March 30, 2015
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