Avocado's Number

6.12x10^32, equivalent to Nikocado Avocado's mass in yottagrams (as of 2022)

Not to be confused with Avogadro's Number

1: have you heard of Avocado's Number?
2: I learnt it in chemistry class

by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 30, 2022

slippery avocado

when you have a micropenis and it slips into the wrong hole by accident

melissa:“omg karen you’ll never believe what happened with big boy bobby last night!”
karen: “don’t tell me you slippery avocadoed”
melissa: “...”

by Cheese toes May 18, 2018

Eating her avocado

When you eat her pussy out so good it turns into guacamole.

Guy1: "Yo, were you eating her avocado?"

Guy2: "Ya man! My tongue game was so strong, she had to waddle the next day!"

by Lil' Anth February 1, 2017

Avocado

A fruit, commonly eaten by Millenials

Millenial: I have no money, no house, no car, but a lifetime supply of avocadoes

by TheExtremeEvoker August 26, 2018

Avocado Penis Nigga

Also known as the movie star Michael Angelo, from the hit series Spongebob Square Pants, this demonic creature roams the earth waiting to slob on some good knob. And if you try to negate his whimsical suckings, he will expand your anal region approximately 3 feet with his Avocado Penis.

Avocado Penis Nigga roams like a rover... don't negate the suck or he will make you bend over.

by Swagman 420 February 28, 2019

Avocado

Used to describe a person, particularly a man, who is socially construed as straight by those around him/her, but in actuality is gay. Someone who goes undected on the gaydar spectrum. Thick, deceptive skin on outside, but a fruit on the inside. Based on the avocado being widely misnomered as a vegetable, when it is indeed a fruit.

Amber: I had no idea that Jerry was gay! He seems so...so... hetero!

Omar: Yeah. Everyone thinks that. He's an avocado.

by Omar via AJ October 4, 2008

avocado dip

Not Guacamole

Hey that's avocado dip not guacamole

by YAKWIS May 4, 2018