Any artist that creates a song whose general spirit, intent and meaning can be gathered from its ringtone clip.
Any artist that has a song catalog greater than 50% of which can be purchased as a ringtone.
Any artist that has sold more ringtones than albums.
Those artists whose songs you would not pay 99 cent to download, but for whose ringtones you would pay 3 times that amount.
Ringtone Artists are neither good nor bad and can be of any genre of music from any country and from any generation.
Any artist that has a song catalog greater than 50% of which can be purchased as a ringtone.
Any artist that has sold more ringtones than albums.
Those artists whose songs you would not pay 99 cent to download, but for whose ringtones you would pay 3 times that amount.
Ringtone Artists are neither good nor bad and can be of any genre of music from any country and from any generation.
Have you heard Soulja Boy's Tell 'Em? Yeah, he's just another one of those ringtone artists.
Can substitute:
Rihanna
Fergie
T-pain
Kenny Loggins
Can substitute:
Rihanna
Fergie
T-pain
Kenny Loggins
by Joe Procita October 16, 2007
by Tommy & Kelly, inspired by Tencia April 16, 2006
A master in the art of making bullshit believable.
Bullshit artists can fabricate a series of lies, which cannot easily be disproved, to conceal their real intentions or justify past behavior. They also use clever language, such as euphemisms and weasel words to hide the real meaning, or create false meaning, in what they are saying. Bullshit Artists often use their talent to bullshit people out of their money.
Bullshit Artists include religious groups, cults, televangelists, fortune tellers, politicians, salesmen, corrupt news media, fraudsters and lawyers.
Never try to bullshit a bullshit artist.
Bullshit artists can fabricate a series of lies, which cannot easily be disproved, to conceal their real intentions or justify past behavior. They also use clever language, such as euphemisms and weasel words to hide the real meaning, or create false meaning, in what they are saying. Bullshit Artists often use their talent to bullshit people out of their money.
Bullshit Artists include religious groups, cults, televangelists, fortune tellers, politicians, salesmen, corrupt news media, fraudsters and lawyers.
Never try to bullshit a bullshit artist.
George Bush: "Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities used to make more of those weapons."
Observer: "What a bullshit artist, there never were any."
Observer: "What a bullshit artist, there never were any."
by bilbo23 March 12, 2011
A popular blogger, who has opinion on everything , without deep knowledge or understanding the subject he's talking about.
Also, synonym of the cocksucker.
Also, synonym of the cocksucker.
ex-Google TechLead is a clickbait artist. He's talking about Ukraine crisis without a clue what's happening there
by dildo777 February 26, 2022
1. Like black lung or white lung except not. More fruity even.
2. Aquired after gratuitous inhalation of pastel dust one very lonely Saturday morning. Side effects include sneezing in technocolored prismatic.
2. Aquired after gratuitous inhalation of pastel dust one very lonely Saturday morning. Side effects include sneezing in technocolored prismatic.
Me: Doctor, am I dying?
Doc: No, but you have an acute case of Artists' lung. Your RESPIRATORY system has been gayed up with rainbow and you may experience coughing and sneezing. The latter may be tainted with magic.
Doc: No, but you have an acute case of Artists' lung. Your RESPIRATORY system has been gayed up with rainbow and you may experience coughing and sneezing. The latter may be tainted with magic.
by Your namej? My namej. April 12, 2004
A: I hear Mr Fothington-Smythe is without gainful employment these days, ey Wilson?
B: Yes M'Lord that uselss scrounging lazy feckless washed up cunt is a governemt artist.
A: Ah what witty reparte Wilson.
B: Yes M'Lord that uselss scrounging lazy feckless washed up cunt is a governemt artist.
A: Ah what witty reparte Wilson.
by bart September 23, 2004
For when you don't want to call someone a prostitute or a whore, etc... but you want to get your point across.
by LargeBlackenedGollum January 24, 2017