Kill hannah rox my sox off!
by Christina November 28, 2003
The coolest asian man-child to step foot on US soil. Fresh outta the MiniVan and straight into our hearts.
Jerome: Yo homeboy, is dat AZN Mat????
Jamal: I don't know...I can't see his freshly waxed Eyebrows yet.
Jamal: I don't know...I can't see his freshly waxed Eyebrows yet.
by IluvGonads August 05, 2009
a place to transfer illegally obtained money so that it cannot be traced. goes in dirty, comes out clean.
by faxy April 05, 2006
the living example of a wasteman. A person, who has no reason for being on this world, and was such a blantent MISTAKE !
by Garrett .S October 11, 2007
What people in the West-Island call Devil's Night (the night before Halloween). It got it's name because people steal door mats and do switcheroos. It is also the night people go around TPing trees and other mischief is caused.
I woke up this morning after mat night and my doormat was missing. I found it the next week three blocks down.
by Daniel October 31, 2005
A towel, rug or other material laid out to catch sex fluids and juices during coitus to avoid dampening or soiling the underlying surface.
We put down a towel for our cum mat so we didn’t get jizz all over my mom’s new bed spread.
My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.
Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.
My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.
Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
After many hours of torture the jailor leaned towards his captor who had not uttered a single word and he snarled, “Not saying anything today are we now Mr Holt? The cat got your skull mat?”
by Noa Lee April 02, 2021