Wankertitis 

An uncontrollable love for British people by someone not British that is not healthy. Not to be confused with a wanker.

American: I love the brits! God bless the Queen!

Friend: Dude you got a bad case of Wankertitis!

Wankertitis by Ashama July 1, 2011

Wanker Tax 

The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.

Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!

I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.

Wanker Tax by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 17, 2011

Wankermaker 

An object of impeccable quality. So much that it causes one to get extremely horny.

Lennie: "George, did you see that porno starring my sister?"

George: "Oh yeah, I was in it, remember?"

Lennie: "Oh well, it was still a major wankermaker."

Wankermaker by King Quatch October 29, 2012

Wankerchaps 

Alternative use for vigourous mouth giving pleasure; a rare feat where the speed of the wrist is matched by the determination of the mouth.

-Dude! Are those friction burns on your tallywhacker ?

-Yeah, last night Eliza turned up in full Luchador gear and was a total wankerchaps.

-Sweet!

Wankerchaps by TheChest July 22, 2012

Wankertesh 

A South Indian male who is addicted to masturbating (wanking off) and can't help himself; irrespective of his current surroundings.

Edward : "Who's that new brown kid in school?"
Faneeqwah : "He got caught with his hand down his pants in Algebra. Everyone calls him Wankertesh."

Wankertesh by XnxsVngl April 6, 2014

Wanker 

Wanker is British term as an insult like fucker or idiot

Rosie: "Gregg asked me to the school dance"
Alex: "Oh my God, he's such a wanker! "
Rosie:"Seriously hot,though "

Wanker by Surjit Bonggol September 8, 2014

Wanker 

To act like Jack Wilshere does in his general day to day living

why you being such a wanker like jack wilshere towards them fans

Wanker by Howard the psyduck June 6, 2015