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sitting at mile high stadium

When a girl rides a large penis; causing her to rise to high altitudes
Guy 1: Hey you want to go to the bar later?

Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.
by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009
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shittyballs

balls that are shitty
henry:man i have some shittyballs
duey:well yeah dude, you did just shart your pants
by shittyballsarecool July 14, 2010
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sitting ovation

An absolutely bang-on music blog at sittingovation.com
Have you seen the latest nutty recommendation from Sitting Ovation? It's a solid music suggestion.
by sittingovation April 6, 2017
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Shittyass

Shit comes out of your fucking asshole nigga
I have a shittyass
by Sjjdhehs September 18, 2020
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sitting ducks

Literally the worst affliction of nausea with diarrhea and vomiting simultaneously where you're sitting on the toilet while ducking into a bucket at your feet to vomit, typically caused by food poisoning.
"I can't make it to my grandmother's mammogram appointment because I've been sitting ducks all this morning."
by cdb1 December 12, 2021
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phone sitting

The act of waiting on a very important phone call. "IN THE OLDEN DAYS" (i.e., roughly two decades ago) this act would necessitate that a person remain home, near the phone, engaged in quiet activities. While phone sitting, you would have to quickly disengage yourself from all calls other than the expected one. Even walking down to the driveway may result in missing that oh-so-very-important call, such as from a perspective employer. This annoyance has become much less common in the past twenty years thanks to caller ID, call waiting, voice mail, and cell phones.
1) "I cannot go out tonight, I put a classified ad in the newspaper and now I am phone sitting."
or,

2) "He said he would call me back about the new job. I cannot turn my cell phone off because I am phone sitting."
by The Original Korrin February 15, 2010
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the shitty pickle

prison lingo for fighting off your rapist, by pushing like your constipated to hopefully deter him from getting back in
prisoner #1: yo Cisco i was try to rape that white guy dave earlier and he tried to give me the shitty pickle!
Cisco: no way!! that bastard! did it work?
prisoner #1: nah, he tried real hard but in the end i just fished it in
by crash 37 April 22, 2011
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